Depression

[hammered]

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better. So I thought 'Sod it. Soldier on'.

 

[Chug And Red]

 

[greydigger]

A guy wanted to kill himself.
He tied a noose on his neck, drank poison, and jumped off a cliff into the ocean.
He also had a gun and tried to shoot himself on the way off a 300' cliff.
He was very determined.
Well, he shot the rope, broke it, and landed in the ocean.
The salt water made him puke up the poison and he was saved by some fishermen.
He later died of pneumonia.