digaholics flashback

leslie(nova scotia)

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Sep 22, 2006
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GAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Darn the super for using the whipper snipper at quarter after ten in the morning. Just got to bed at 0710hrs. Got up and saw the dishes on the counter. I have a propensity for dropping or breaking dishes when doing them. Marie has not caught on......just left them, grabbed a Freedom 3 and left Dodge.
Back to School
Weekend so the schoolyards seemed to be the logical place to get quota. Hit one that I knew was penny rich. Quota is quota! Pennies indeed start a popping with great regularity....wish I was. Anyway in the zone. Nice to hunt a place that was not full of litter.
Flashback...I get no respect
While in the zone my mind meandered back tooooooooooooooooooooooo.........................it started as soon as I exited the womb and the doctor slapped both of my faces. Dad took a photo of the event which Maw later turned into a poster that promoted me as the poster child for birth control. I get no respect. Mom knew from the onset that I was different. That she had given birth to a full blown digaholic. This fact was nurtured and cultivated by sending me out at an early age to play with "Puddles" who would dig holes which I would crawl into to be buried. Didn't hurt that maw tied a bone to my leg so that Puddles would play with me. I get no respect. Mom's suspicions of my "ailment" were reinforced repeatedly as I would go fishing and bring the catch home to be buried in Grandpa's garden much to his dismay and to the delight of the local feline population that could be heard in the garden each night. My hands were always in the dirt. I would uproot wild plants, flowers and whatever and plant them in my own little patch.
It was only later in life that it dawned on me why my mother always wanted to move to Yellowknife NWT where for months at a time there was 24 hour a day sunlight. "Leslie go out and play and don't come home till it gets dark." I get no respect.
First tool for the Digaholic
Still in my sleep depraved flashback I recalled delivering the morning and evening papers as well as working odd jobs to get my first detector..........a Garrett which to this day I cannot recall the model. Still to this day I am swinging the Garretts and not coming back till dark..............
Back into the dig
Snapped out of my flashback. 8 coins to go for quota.....wood chip playground part of the school....foreign coins. Counted my take.oops 5 over quota. Debated with myself over whether I should go for a century (100 coins) or go home before dark and make spaghetti...momma mea!
 

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Brother Al

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Jul 23, 2013
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Three White's, one Fisher and a Minelab.....I'm beginning to wonder if I am a metal detectorist .....or a collector of metal detectors?
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I respect your humor. Feel... better?
 

kcm

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Feb 29, 2016
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I would tell you what I'm thinking as I read your post and see your finds, but it appears you're not used to getting respect. I wouldn't want to disturb that harmonious balance in your life. Therefore, I will NOT use words such as "great" or "awesome". Heaven forbid the words "well done" should accidentally slip out. ...Don't want to give you a complex, dontcha know. :dontknow:

So how's about this -- -- -- Better luck next time! :hello:
 

Msbeepbeep

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Jun 24, 2012
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5 over quota and in a sleep deprived stooper!Nicely done! Nice haul of coins too.

There is no debate on wether you stay past dark....thats why you carry a flashlight and ph with GPS!
They will send out a search team if your not home in time for supper...or at lest to do the dishes!
Nice narrative!
 

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