Divorce granted

truckinbutch

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My first wife and only ex wife petioned the Circuit Court of Monongalia County,WV for a divorce from me ;citing that I was a workaholic,picked my nose,and would never allow her to assume a dominate position when we were having sex.
Judge Larry Starcher liked to mediate divorce proceedings and asked me if there wasn't some way to solve this short of divorce.
I told him to sign the papers 'cause I couldn't go against my raisin'.
Asked to explain,here's how I put it,
"My Daddy always told me :Work as hard as you can,keep your nose clean,and don't F$$K up ! "
The divorce was granted.
 

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