FCCDFEd
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"Doctor, will I live to see eighty?"
"Well that depends," replied the doctor. "Do you smoke tobacco or drink any alcohol?"
"Oh no," I said. "And I don't do drugs, either!"
"What about red meat?"
"Hardly any. I heard that red meat is very unhealthy, so I gave up eating steak."
"Do you spend much time in the sun? Playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or cycling?"
"No, I don't," I replied, starting to feel quite pleased with myself.
"Gambling? Driving fast cars? Lots of sex?"
"Nope."
"So why do you even care?"
"Well that depends," replied the doctor. "Do you smoke tobacco or drink any alcohol?"
"Oh no," I said. "And I don't do drugs, either!"
"What about red meat?"
"Hardly any. I heard that red meat is very unhealthy, so I gave up eating steak."
"Do you spend much time in the sun? Playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or cycling?"
"No, I don't," I replied, starting to feel quite pleased with myself.
"Gambling? Driving fast cars? Lots of sex?"
"Nope."
"So why do you even care?"
