Minstrel
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
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> > > > The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
> > > >
> > > > Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
> > > >
> > > > Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
> > > >
> > > > 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
> > > > So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
> > > >
> > > > 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
> > > >
> > > > The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
> > > >
> > > > 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate
> > > >
> > > > The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
> > > >
> > > > Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
> > > >
> > > > Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
> > > >
> > > > 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
> > > > So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
> > > >
> > > > 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
> > > >
> > > > The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
> > > >
> > > > 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate
