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DUCKS IN HEAVEN!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "There is only one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
Once the girls got inside heaven, the ducks are everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Without warning, St. Peter arrives with the ugliest man she had ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter, who doesn't miss anything, arrives with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman, who is nobody's dummy, has observed all this. Not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, she is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
The day arrives when St. Peter meets her with the most handsome man she has ever seen.... Very tall. Blue eyes with long eyelashes. Very muscular.
St. Peter chained them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a Duck."
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "There is only one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
Once the girls got inside heaven, the ducks are everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Without warning, St. Peter arrives with the ugliest man she had ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter, who doesn't miss anything, arrives with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman, who is nobody's dummy, has observed all this. Not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, she is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
The day arrives when St. Peter meets her with the most handsome man she has ever seen.... Very tall. Blue eyes with long eyelashes. Very muscular.
St. Peter chained them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a Duck."
