Elephant Stew

[Mental Granny]

Cut 1 med.elephant into small bite size pieces.
THIS WILL TAKE ABOUT 2 MONTHES.
Keep the trunk!!
You'll need something to store the pieces in.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over a kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
This will serve about 38,000 people.
If more are expected, 2 rabbits maybe added to pot, but do this only if nessary.
Most people do not like hare in their stew.

 

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[stefen]

Then there's the old adage, 'How do you eat an elephant?'

One bite at a time!