bean man
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Turn around! Can't you see I don't have no clothes on. 

HOSSNV said:Well mine is a pretty simple reach . My last name is Cartwright and I,m a kinda big fellow 6'1" 225 lbs ( I was a bigin as a kid too almost 10lbs when I was born )The western TV classic Bonanza premiered on NBC September . 12 . 1959 and I am allmost certain that is when I got my Hoss handle . I moved to Nevada in 1973 and that just made it all the more fun for everyone . One time a very good friend of mine , his son and myself went on a fishing trip to Jasper. Alberta . Canada . Reaching the border crossing we were asked to produce ID . We did this and my friend's ID was returned to him , but the guard took mine and went inside and returned with three other guards and they all stood there looking at me . This somewhat alarmed me and I asked if there was a probelem ? The lead guard said in his best Canadian accent . " Oh no ! we have just never seen a real Cartwright from Nevada . The only responce I could muster was " You guys watch WAY to much TV up here ! " . To this they had a great laugh and asked if they could a pic of all of us together . I said yeah sure and they got there pic and we were on our way fishing . this is just one of thousands of times since my childhood that I payed the price for my last name . I can honestly say it has never bothered me and I have just accepted it as a routine part of my life . I change my avatar as the spirit moves me and occasionally put one in of myself at some place I have visited on my travels, But I seem to have the most fun with the Dan Blocker ( Hoss ) ones . Hoss
Neil in West Jersey said:I got in the tow truck and he took me back to the road, where he had to drive IN REVERSE the three winding miles to the site where he made ME hook up to the axle!
Four hours and $150 later I was on my way home!!!
LOL!!! How true...Shortstack said:Back in the mid-1970s I got into 4-wheeling and learned the main "rule" right off the bat. The only reliable thing about 4-wheel drive is that it allows you to get further off-road before you get stuck. I THINK that law is chiselled in stone somewhere.![]()
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Neil in West Jersey said:known as the Pine Barrens.