One UVA Zombie with a distended belly & white hair/beard is practicing his "Santa Routine", even tho it is NOT yet THANKSGIVING. MUST be EAP's "fave" Prof... "back in the day". Nevermore (the pet Raven), berates EAP for NOT finishing the diaries... needs a little help from his friends, The BEALtEs. Heh... JL is ready with his "DRY" BRIT off-beat HUMOR, & EXTRA letters, as BRITS do. EXAMPLE...? HUMOUR = HUMOR... HA! Just RUMOURS; er... RUMORS. Was DOI in AMERICAN or BRIT language...?