For all the Retired Metal Detector folks...

[Arizona Ed]

RETIRED

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for me, it might go something like, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out an overtime parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi turd." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doofus nerfherder." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket for parking too far from the curb. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't car e. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.

 

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[Montana Jim]

At first I was like:

Then I was like:

Then, Because I'm a cop I was like: And a little:

Then I read more... and soon I was:

And now I'm just: 8)

 

[Jeffro]

I'm retired-

I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today..... when will it end?

 

[TreasureTales]

Thanks for the laugh, Arizona Ed. I might start using public transportation just so I can try that. hehehe

 

[stefen]

Not retired but I can still have some fun like you...

My neighbors dog (white pit bull) constantly uses my yard as a depository and the neighbor won't fix the problem...or pick up after the dog's daily double.

So being quite neighborly myself, the last time I saw the dog, I called to him and gave him a treat...

A two (2) whole cloves of garlic

Dogs love garlic, and it does wonders to thier digestive system

And created this awful gastric green mist (in their house)

A garlic induced dog fart is....................awful.

 

[ivan salis]

feed him a bit of hamburger with garlic and ex lax ---just before he goes in ----if you time it just right---its a riot--don't use chocolate x lax though and not too much either don't want to really hurt the pooch--

 

[DonF]

A garlic induced dog fart is....................awful.

 

[stefen]

Can you imagine a mixture of X-lax and garlic?

Critical mass has been obtained.

 

[ivan salis]

most vile indeed do it often till either they give away the dog or they move away or they keep him off your lawn.---P.S.---the good news--- doesn't hurt the dog but what a stinky vile mess. :P :P :P----Ivan