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Women's Vocabulary
FINE
This is the word we use to end an argument. "Fine" means that the argument is over, we are right, you should shut up. Never use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half a hour minimum. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Go Ahead (with a raised eyebrow)" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine". She will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
GO AHEAD (with one raised eyebrow)
This is a dare -- one which will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
OH
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that." Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says, "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes, CD's and magazines out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
OH ?
"Oh ?" as the lead to a question usually signifies that you've been caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
OH ? REALLY
This phrase signifies that you've forgotten what happened 17 years ago, when you made a solemn vow to never again repeat such a stupid blunder. Sit down, relax, put on a guilt-laden expression and be prepared to be reminded of what you swore so very long ago.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, if you're careful, you shouldn't get a "That's OK."
SIGH, Soft
This is not actually a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move, breathe or say anything and she will stay content.
SIGH, Loud
Again, not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over "Nothing."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ask why, just say, "You're welcome." and exit the area rapidly before you do or say something stupid.
THANKS A LOT !
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
THAT'S OK
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding on your punishment for what ever it is that you have done. "That's OK" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
FINE
This is the word we use to end an argument. "Fine" means that the argument is over, we are right, you should shut up. Never use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half a hour minimum. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Go Ahead (with a raised eyebrow)" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine". She will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
GO AHEAD (with one raised eyebrow)
This is a dare -- one which will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
OH
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that." Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says, "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes, CD's and magazines out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
OH ?
"Oh ?" as the lead to a question usually signifies that you've been caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
OH ? REALLY
This phrase signifies that you've forgotten what happened 17 years ago, when you made a solemn vow to never again repeat such a stupid blunder. Sit down, relax, put on a guilt-laden expression and be prepared to be reminded of what you swore so very long ago.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, if you're careful, you shouldn't get a "That's OK."
SIGH, Soft
This is not actually a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move, breathe or say anything and she will stay content.
SIGH, Loud
Again, not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over "Nothing."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ask why, just say, "You're welcome." and exit the area rapidly before you do or say something stupid.
THANKS A LOT !
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
THAT'S OK
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding on your punishment for what ever it is that you have done. "That's OK" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
