Funny Bumper Stickers (MORE ADDED)

[rferris75]

1. I'm not driving to fast just flying to low.
2. Life is all about ass, Covering it, kicking it, Kissing it.
3. Screw unto others as they would screw unto you.
4. Ahole Not just a word a lifestyle.
5. Is there life after death touch my truck and find out.
6. Sarasm Just another service i offer
7. STOP inbreeding BAN country music
8. C'mon give me the finger like you mean it.
9. Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship
10. Once a king always a king, But once a knight is enough.
11. Using a feather is kinky using the whole chicken is perverted.
12. What is Tulsa spelled backward?

 

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[stefen]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

I personally witnessed these following on teenage girl cars:

HI-HO, HI-HO
OFF TO DADDY I GO

LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE GARDEN
JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS

 

[Old Dog]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

My personal favorite says

"Horn Broken, Watch for finger"

 

[sniffer]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

how about these

"No lot lizards allowed"
"looking for your cat ? check under my tires"
"my child beat up your honor student"

and my personal favorite

" SSDD "

 

[sniffer]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

Same S--t Different Day

" I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying "
" If you're not eating dirt, It isn't racing "

 

[rferris75]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

I was just wondering do you know what the No Lot Lizards mean?

 

[savant365]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

My personal favorite from the bumper of my '73 Torino (back in high school)

"back off or I'll flick a buger on your windshield"

 

[sniffer]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

anybody that is in the trucking industry or is related to it, understands what it means

 

[FCCDFEd]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

"Work is for for People who don't know how to golf" (and MD, too).

 

[Smee]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

I was just wondering do you know what the No Lot Lizards mean?

Lot Lizard . . . can be found working at the Pickle Park on I-40 near Little Rock. If not there, check the William Jefferson Klinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor to the south on I-30 or just about any truck stop.

 

[rferris75]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

I am a truck driver myself, I just thought someone thought it was just a bumper sticker. Little Rock isnt as bad as it used to be, The worst place is Ontario, California at the TA Truckstop.

 

[Old Dog]

Re: Funny Bumper Stickers

An apropriate one for the hand gun owners today...

""Guns cause crime,
Like flies cause garbage"'

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

My favorite of all time

The paranoids are out to get me!

DANGLANGLEY

 

[sniffer]

good one Dang

 

[bbqbull]

I put a bumper sticker on my semi trailer that read.........

Tailgators Beware---Driver Chews Tobacco.

 

[Old Dog]

That explains redneck pinstripes

LOL

 

[Darren in NC]

A bumper sticker for all the issues...

"Nuke the unborn gay baby whales"

 

[Mike(Mont)]

An old one from my high school days.

Jesus is coming
and is he ever pissed!

 

[prodrigsr]

I like mine

Wife tells me I never listen to her, or something like that!!

 

[cooper42]

My all-time favorite (courtesy of Glenn Beck):