Funny signs. Part 1

[Ray S S]

Hello, I tried to find the thread we used to have, for funny signs, but couldn't locate it so I am posting this here.

There are enough of them that I'll have 2 parts. Enjoy.


Ray


1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

2. In a Podiatrists office: "Time wounds all heels"


3. On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals On Wheels"


4. At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."


5. On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."


6. On another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"


7. On a Church's bill board: "7 Days Without God Makes One Weak"


8. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"


9. At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want your tows."


10. On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts"


11. In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."


12. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

 

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