Gases

[digging wv]

I was going to tell one of my jokes about gases, but they argon.

 

[ivan salis]

get off your neon , and tell em

 

[BigWaveDave]

I was going to retort with my geology joke, but that wouldn't be gneiss.

 

[Chizzy]

There once was an ostrich that wanted to fly.
Who thought to give rocket fuel a try.
But, his bodily mass
Filled up with the gas,
And feathers polluted the sky...............