Gentle thoughts for today

[Chug And Red]

Gentle Thoughts for Today​

Birds of a feather flock together . .​

And then **** on your car.​

A penny saved is a​

Government oversight.​

The older you get, the tougher​

It is to lose weight, because by​

Then your body and your fat have​

Gotten to be really good friends.​

The easiest way to find​

Something lost around the​

House is to buy a replacement ..​

He who hesitates is probably right.​

Did you ever notice: The Roman​

Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.​

The sole purpose of a child's​

Middle name is so he can​

Tell when he's really in trouble.​

Did you ever notice: When you​

Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'​

Together it spells 'Theirs....'​

Aging: Eventually you will​

Reach a point when you stop​

Lying about your age and​

Start bragging about it.​

Some people try to turn back​

Their odometers. Not me, I want​

People to know 'why' I look this​

Way. I've traveled a long way and​

Some of the roads weren't paved.​

When you are dissatisfied and​

Would like to go back to your​

Youth, think of Algebra.​

You know you are getting​

Old when everything either​

Dries up or leaks.​

One of the many things no​

One tells you about aging​

Is that it is such a nice change​

From being young. Ah, being​

Young is beautiful, but being​

Old is comfortable. Red

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[Chug And Red]

And red Got Grumy when I was Typing Help Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up into the Computer I Was Just Looking For A Present For Her Birthday!!!! YEP IM GOING TO GET SLAPPED FOR THIS!!!!!! Chug

 

[stefen]

A little Ben Gay might help...hmmmmmm

The bigger Ben is gay....