George Carlin was right...........

[Treasure_Hunter]

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!"
George Carlin

I pretty much lived the first 50 years of my life by this, drink only a little now, and I eat much healthier since I married a Filipino.....................

 

[aa battery]

must tell ya its no secret i gone back to my old ways at 55 less the ciggs. Saw a bumper sticker that i really like. It goes like this> life is short break sum rules. I break at least 1 every day. 8)

 

[stefen]

Like they say, Life is a beech, then you die...

Most, I have orchestrated...and have had a beechin time

 

[Burdie]

Life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy.

Burdie

 

[stefen]

Don't think you'd want sloppy seconds

 

[aa battery]

Life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy.

Burdie

hey leave my wife out of this