Jimi D Pirate
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Jimi D Pirate accidently wanders into an all-girl biker bar, it's not the first time!. I find my way to a bar stool and order a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, I yell to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to me says, "Before you tell that joke, Jimi D Pirate, I think it's only fair - given that you're blind - that you should know five things:
1. the bartender is a blonde girl who's holding a baseball bat;
2. the bouncer is a blonde...GIRL;
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate;
4. the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter; and
5. the lady to your right is also blonde and she's a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you STILL wanna tell that joke?"
I think it over for a second, shake my head and mutter......"Nope, not if I'm gonna hafta explain it five times"..........................
After sitting there for awhile, I yell to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to me says, "Before you tell that joke, Jimi D Pirate, I think it's only fair - given that you're blind - that you should know five things:
1. the bartender is a blonde girl who's holding a baseball bat;
2. the bouncer is a blonde...GIRL;
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate;
4. the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter; and
5. the lady to your right is also blonde and she's a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you STILL wanna tell that joke?"
I think it over for a second, shake my head and mutter......"Nope, not if I'm gonna hafta explain it five times"..........................
Ouch!
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