savant365
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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon
wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride
was just 23 years old. The groom looked pretty feeble and
the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him since
his young bride was a healthy, vivacious woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down
the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little
shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned,
"Whatever happened to you, dear? You look like
you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to
speak, "Geez, he told me he'd been saving up for 75 years,
and I thought he meant his money!"
wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride
was just 23 years old. The groom looked pretty feeble and
the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him since
his young bride was a healthy, vivacious woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down
the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little
shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned,
"Whatever happened to you, dear? You look like
you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to
speak, "Geez, he told me he'd been saving up for 75 years,
and I thought he meant his money!"
