Got called gross

Brilliant & Bullseye ! This generation of zombies is clueless. Lemmings racing towards the cliff chasing the latest trend offered by their synthetic Hollywood phantasy producers. This is why I try to avoid hunting in public places. When I do I constantly talk to myself to make folks think I'm a crazy nutter. This keeps most folks away. Actually a few older more grounded in reality folks have been very pleasant while inquiring of my activities. I hand them my metal detecting "business" card and ask them about their property. Sometimes leads to new permissions. I try to avoid most folks born after 1980.:BangHead:
 

You should have ripped a big fart, and gave them something to ewww about!
 

Was your buttcrack showing when you were digging your plug?
 

Ask them if they have any good leads on buried treasures.
 

I think your close to scoring. Every eww can be turned into an ahh. She knows you exist and wants you to know it. Go getter boy! She’s into you.
 

The only opinion of you that counts...is your own.
 

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You weren't wearing Speedo's and combat boots by chance, were you ?

I was wearing my dads army boots

Were you wearing his Speedo too?
 

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Several years ago my chest dropped so I cant see that low now to tell if I am zipped up
Tie a piece of red yarn to the zipper, problem solved! If anyone asks..... Tell em that's so your friend hairy can find his way home cause he only has one eye.
 

They only said that cause they like you!
Next time that happens, just point at them and laugh hysterically rolling on the ground until they're out of sight! Psychology my friend. Guaranteed their little minds will pop trying to figure out what's making you crack up.

Example - Was at a company party and one of the girls was playing pinball. I started it off by giggling every time she turned around, I'd giggle. As she got more beers in her I'd gotten several guys to do the same. The next Monday she stopped me and asked me what we were laughing at. Told her she had her dress caught in her pantyhose! That girl went through hell for three months until I reminded her she had pants on that night. Psycology! Let their minds do the work!!

Ya just gotta have fun with it!
 

They say ew because of the following reasons:

1) You're touching dirt and they don't want to get dirt on their precious Starbucks cup!
2) Plumbers crack!
3) You were digging something other than a gold ring with a 14 karat diamond in it.
4) XYZ
5) "Oh he's a weirdo swinging a machine thinking he will find treasure" - Little do they know.
6) They're like most basic :censored: that think anything other than a rich guy working in an office is nasty.
 

They say ew because of the following reasons:

1) You're touching dirt and they don't want to get dirt on their precious Starbucks cup!
2) Plumbers crack!
3) You were digging something other than a gold ring with a 14 karat diamond in it.
4) XYZ
5) "Oh he's a weirdo swinging a machine thinking he will find treasure" - Little do they know.
6) They're like most basic :censored: that think anything other than a rich guy working in an office is nasty.

Hmmm, are you saying there's a difference between men and women besides the physical makeup ? If so, you obviously didn't get the message of the 1960s/70s women's right feminist movement. Ala.: Gloria Steinem, etc...

Get with the program: All such stereotypes you allude to (suggesting there's a difference other-than the plumbing) is "chauvinism" . Any perceived differences are merely repressive males subjugation. And "nurture" not "nature". Shame on you !

For your crime, you must now attend a "sensitivity workshop". Tsk tsk.
 

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