Gotta love Texas

[Bengsxr]

I seen a news headline man stabs family cat while 4 year old shoots AK and it made me giggle about how crazy people are. I know domestic abuse and animal cruelty are not a thing to laugh and but the news headline got me.

https://abc13.com/police-man-stabs-family-cat-12-times-while-4-year-old-fires-ak-47/4245018/

 

[Holyground]

No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

 

[ToddsPoint]

I had no problem at all in Texas. It's a great state. Of course, I speak fluent redneck. Gary

 

[Rookster]

Had a flat driving through Texas and two troopers stopped to make sure I wouldn't have any problems.

 

[GB1]

No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

you must have been in west or south TX

 

[Bengsxr]

No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

Well since it was such an awful experience for you I am 100 percent happy that you will not ever want to step foot on our great land. PS when you tell a story please try to make it more believable.

 

[Diggin-N-Dumps]

No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

whew! Is Texas a trigger word for you?

That situation was about 1 person, not the state.

 

[FreeBirdTim]

Hopefully, this moron will have all his guns taken away from him for the rest of his life. Definitely a psycho who needs to be locked up.

 

[against the wind]

Rode my Harley all over Texas a few times. Never had a problem. People seemed friendly enough .
I didn't get pulled over by the police even though I had New York plates.