Glenns5900
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I went to visit grandpa last week in the nursing home.
He was sitting on a chair in the sun room with two pretty nurses - one on each side of him.
As I was talking to him he started to lean to the right.
The nurse on his right caught him and carefully set him up straight.
A few minutes later he started to lean to the left.
The nurse on his left caught him and again carefully set him up straight.
Then a few minutes later he started to lean forward as if he was going to fall out of his chair.
Both nurses grabbed each arm and set him back in his chair.
I commented to grandpa that they really took good care of him in this nursing home.
His reply was "Yea, but they won't let you f@rt."

He was sitting on a chair in the sun room with two pretty nurses - one on each side of him.
As I was talking to him he started to lean to the right.
The nurse on his right caught him and carefully set him up straight.
A few minutes later he started to lean to the left.
The nurse on his left caught him and again carefully set him up straight.
Then a few minutes later he started to lean forward as if he was going to fall out of his chair.
Both nurses grabbed each arm and set him back in his chair.
I commented to grandpa that they really took good care of him in this nursing home.
His reply was "Yea, but they won't let you f@rt."
