Great Investment Advice

[Gypsy Heart]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines' stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan

 

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[kenb]

My god, I'd be rich!!

kenb

 

[bakergeol]

LOL

George

 

[Arakronn]

Idea....let's all go to a liquor store that has an auto recycling machine (golden goat) outside. Party in the Parking Lot!!! Just throw your empty into the goat....one at a time. I know, it would probably draw a lot of attention. But, that just means you'll have that many more people helping your cause!

 

[stefen]

Had you taken that same $1000 (actually $1100) and invested in Apple about 4 years ago and purchased 100 shares, with several 2-for-1 splits, it would be worth almost $40,000 today

Makes me smile all the way to the bank

 

[hollowpointred]

too bad you didn't think of this a year and a half ago. i would have been a millionaire!

 

[Salvager]

Sounds like sound finacial advice to me!
I'll have to get 'investing'!