Hard of Hearing

[stefen]

An old man was driving near Prescott Arizona when he saw a flashing red light in his rearview mirror.

As he started to slow down, his wife asked what the problem was. HIGHWAY PATROL, he screamed. Oh, she said.

After stopping, the officer asked for his drivers license and insurance papers. What does he want asked the wife. MY DRIVERS LICENSE AND INSURANCE PAPERS, he answered. Oh, she responded.

I see by your license that your from Texas the officer stated, worst lay I ever had was from Texas. What he say the wife asked. HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU.

 

[Jimi D Pirate]

Best lay I ever had was from Texas, Arizona, California, Nevada , Florida, Georgia and South Carolina and etc. etc. etc. ....

Stefen, just wanted you to know that I'm trying to get out more often!

 

[stefen]

Sounds like your best lay also got around a lot too