onfire
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[FONT="]There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." [/FONT]
[FONT="]Making a mental note to complain to the attorney general about the gun registry people running amok. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I did just as she had instructed.[/FONT]
[FONT="]When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. [/FONT]
[FONT="]They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! [/FONT]
[FONT="]Making a mental note to complain to the attorney general about the gun registry people running amok. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I did just as she had instructed.[/FONT]
[FONT="]When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. [/FONT]
[FONT="]They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! [/FONT]