Heard this again this weekend.

[USTiger]

It never gets old: I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. . 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started

 

[stefen]

Not the answer I'd have used, but that works equally as well.