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Hillary's Pregnant
(This is a joke folks)
One day, Hillary Clinton goes to her OBGYN for her yearly exam. While he has her on the table, he breaks the news to her that she is two months pregnant.
Hillary freaks out and starts yelling at the doctor, that there is NO WAY she can be pregnant. This could not have come at a worse time. Suddenly, ,her anger turned to her husband.
She grabs her cell phone and calls Bill.
He answers, "Hello? This is Bill."
She screams in the phone, "YOU DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH!!! I can't believe you got me pregnant! You swore you were wearing a condom! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! She listens to hear what her husband has to say, and hears nothing but silence on the other end of the line. This makes her even more angry.
She screams at the top of her lungs, "WELL? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? AFTER ALL THE SH*T I HAVE PUT UP WITH FROM YOU, NOW YOU GET ME PREGNANT? SAY SOMETHING YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
Then, she hears a Bill's voice on the phone speaking slowly and meekly, "Who is this?"
Best-Mike
(This is a joke folks)
One day, Hillary Clinton goes to her OBGYN for her yearly exam. While he has her on the table, he breaks the news to her that she is two months pregnant.
Hillary freaks out and starts yelling at the doctor, that there is NO WAY she can be pregnant. This could not have come at a worse time. Suddenly, ,her anger turned to her husband.
She grabs her cell phone and calls Bill.
He answers, "Hello? This is Bill."
She screams in the phone, "YOU DIRTY SON OF A B*TCH!!! I can't believe you got me pregnant! You swore you were wearing a condom! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! She listens to hear what her husband has to say, and hears nothing but silence on the other end of the line. This makes her even more angry.
She screams at the top of her lungs, "WELL? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? AFTER ALL THE SH*T I HAVE PUT UP WITH FROM YOU, NOW YOU GET ME PREGNANT? SAY SOMETHING YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
Then, she hears a Bill's voice on the phone speaking slowly and meekly, "Who is this?"
Best-Mike
