bigscoop
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Here's a HUGE seasonal tip for all my beach hunting buddies. 
Ahhh....tis the season.....for more good home cooking! You know how a lot of people start their Christmas shopping early in the year, well, here's a tip for you guys out there, “Start dropping those favorite food hints early in the year, long before she ever starts to gear up for the occasion.” Yep, it's time to get tactical, like saving all those holiday issue recipe magazines and desert pictures from the season before so you can cut out those dishes that are the most appealing to you to put in the scrapbook you're making for, “HER”. I do this every year and it works like a charm. Just take her out one night for a nice time around Halloween and give then give the scrapbook to her. Trust me on this, Thanksgiving and Christmas will bring all sorts of satisfying ecstasy to all your “taste-buds”, this of course including your buddies who are surrounded around the TV during that big football game.
“Dude! These are great! Did your wife make these!”
“Yea. She's a real wiz in the kitchen. The gem of my life.”
Now take a moment and explain your yearly scrapbook tactic to your buddies. Next year, I mean you know how competitive women are sometimes, you'll find even more tasty morsels at the homes of your buddies.
“Dude! I took your advice and did that scrapbook thing, told her how awesome your wife's stuff was last year, and I mean, she hardly left the kitchen this year! Here, try one of these things. They are AWESOMER!” And when this get's back to your wife, and if you're cunning enough, it will, just sit back and let those forces of nature take over. Next year will find you basking in more mesmerizing aromas and visual delights then you could possibly eat in two months. Did you catch that? Sounds like a lot of leftovers for the freezer to carry you over to at least spring!!!!! By then you'll be back on the beach swinging your machine and working off all that extra weight you gained during the winter. Eating great, exercising and living healthy, and all because your beloved “Buttercup” made it all possible.
“Honey Dish, you're the greatest! I have no idea how you're going to top all those fantastic dishes and deserts you made this year but I'm sure you'll come up with something. Man, everything you made this year was the talk of the entire neighborhood!” And then the very subtle icer, the early planting of next year's tactical seed, “Bob and Den's wives made some pretty awesome stuff too.” Yep, if you're tired of the same old eats during the holiday season it's time to think about going tactical.
Takes a lot of energy to swing that machine through the summer.
Ahhh....tis the season.....for more good home cooking! You know how a lot of people start their Christmas shopping early in the year, well, here's a tip for you guys out there, “Start dropping those favorite food hints early in the year, long before she ever starts to gear up for the occasion.” Yep, it's time to get tactical, like saving all those holiday issue recipe magazines and desert pictures from the season before so you can cut out those dishes that are the most appealing to you to put in the scrapbook you're making for, “HER”. I do this every year and it works like a charm. Just take her out one night for a nice time around Halloween and give then give the scrapbook to her. Trust me on this, Thanksgiving and Christmas will bring all sorts of satisfying ecstasy to all your “taste-buds”, this of course including your buddies who are surrounded around the TV during that big football game.
“Dude! These are great! Did your wife make these!”
“Yea. She's a real wiz in the kitchen. The gem of my life.”
Now take a moment and explain your yearly scrapbook tactic to your buddies. Next year, I mean you know how competitive women are sometimes, you'll find even more tasty morsels at the homes of your buddies.
“Dude! I took your advice and did that scrapbook thing, told her how awesome your wife's stuff was last year, and I mean, she hardly left the kitchen this year! Here, try one of these things. They are AWESOMER!” And when this get's back to your wife, and if you're cunning enough, it will, just sit back and let those forces of nature take over. Next year will find you basking in more mesmerizing aromas and visual delights then you could possibly eat in two months. Did you catch that? Sounds like a lot of leftovers for the freezer to carry you over to at least spring!!!!! By then you'll be back on the beach swinging your machine and working off all that extra weight you gained during the winter. Eating great, exercising and living healthy, and all because your beloved “Buttercup” made it all possible.
“Honey Dish, you're the greatest! I have no idea how you're going to top all those fantastic dishes and deserts you made this year but I'm sure you'll come up with something. Man, everything you made this year was the talk of the entire neighborhood!” And then the very subtle icer, the early planting of next year's tactical seed, “Bob and Den's wives made some pretty awesome stuff too.” Yep, if you're tired of the same old eats during the holiday season it's time to think about going tactical.
Takes a lot of energy to swing that machine through the summer.
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