Horse Cop

[Minstrel]

A cop was on his horse when a little girl on her new shiny bike
stopped
beside him.
>
> 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
> 'Yep,' the little girl said,
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety
violation and said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light
on the
back of it.'
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you have
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
> Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

 

[truckinbutch]

You really got to stop doing this to me and my invalid wife . Our laundry bill is exceeding our fixed income budget

 

[Yarrum]

ROFL
That's a cracker.