
Frankn said:The Titanic hit an iceburg on Sunday, but didn't sink untill Monday. If this was such a bad tradagy, how did it take so long?
What time did it strike the iceburg on Sunday and what time did it sink on Monday? You forgot to provided these details. "It's like asking how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" First we'd have to know all sorts of details, the density of the wood, the biting force of the woodchuck's jaws, the age of the woodchuck, is the woodchuck in good health, etc, etc, etc.Frankn said:The Titanic hit an iceburg on Sunday, but didn't sink untill Monday. If this was such a bad tradagy, how did it take so long?
Frankn said:The Titanic hit an iceburg on Sunday, but didn't sink untill Monday. If this was such a bad tradagy, how did it take so long?

)Frankn said:Bigscoop, did your teacher write the answer beside the question on your tests in school?

FarmerChick said:sure it was a big tragedy! is there a time limit on 'a tragedy' to make it 'big'?
(and a woodchuck can chuck 1,034 pieces of wood in an hr.--ask me how I know!)
How do you know? 

spartacus53 said:Thanks a whole lot there DigginThePast
Now you ruined the movie for me![]()
Well, I didn't mention the hero part did I?
that was funny
FarmerChick said:male or female distinction is easy. just see if it scratches anything private in public![]()
Good lord! Slap his hand woman and just say, "NO!" It's your privates, you have that right! 
FarmerChick said:also how can one explain the way you have written the thread title?
ex-plane
that was funny
is the spell check still dead?![]()


I thought that was all the wood a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck woodFarmerChick said:male or female distinction is easy. just see if it scratches anything private in public
males can chuck 1034 in an hr.
females only 1033. at the same time they are multitasking, taking care of the family, cleaning the burrow and more.