& how do YOU feel today ??

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& how do YOU feel today ??

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Hot Damn, a bottle of Apple Pucker, a 1/2 bottle of
Yager, some Crown, a few beers, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the chocolate cake , some cheetoes
and a box of peanut butter cookies.
.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel !! 8)


Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

;)
 

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& how do YOU feel today ??

I won't even start because they have size limits to these posts.

But I'm happy for you pal! However, I do recommend that you don't stand too close to any open flame today. ;)

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IMPOSSIBLE :)
 

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An old friend from Kentucky used to reply the same answer to anyone who asked him this question.....I feel pretty darn good,you wanna feel! ;D :D :) BTW- your post is pretty darn funny! I like it! ;D
 

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I'm workin on it now. Only problem is I can't see very well. ;)

DM
 

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Well, sir, I reckon I feel a whole lot more kinda like I do now even than I did there just a little while ago. ;)
 

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How do I feel? With my fingers. Duh.
 

Re: & how do YOU feel today ??

People automatically ask "How are you" ? Even though they don't give a rats .... What you say in return..
My automatic answer is " My wife says I'm better than nothing" ;D
 

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