How to clean a toilet

[Jeffro]

I'm sure its been around quite a bit, but for those that haven't seen it......


My sincerest apologies to Peachy beforehand



Toilet Cleaning Instructions :



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet
three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean




Sincerely,
The Dog

 

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[truckinbutch]

I had an experience similar to this as a child . Experimenting on the ability of cats to swim in the drinking water bucket .
Unfortunately , for me and the cat , Daddy stepped into the doorway just as the cat tried to exit .
It sunk 4 paws worth of claws into his chest .
Once he got the cat ripped loose he commenced to whippin on me .

 

[stefen]

Shoot man! There's you're problem.

The cat gave you time to ditty...you blew it

 

[truckinbutch]

Shoot man! There's you're problem.

The cat gave you time to ditty...you blew it

Take this to the bank : had there been a place to run to I would have gone there

 

[poorhunter78]

Hmmmm Wife is away at work... Here Kitty kitty kitty.... Here kitty kitty kitty... come on kitty time to eat... here kitty kitty kitty...

 

[sniffer]

damn, and we got rid of the cat