How to get top dollar for your finds.

[wyeast64]

Here is a step-by-step method for getting top dollar for your finds.

Step 1 -Go dig a hole and bury the item in your yard.
Step 2- Call the American Diggers TV show and invite them to come over and "search" your yard.
Step 3- When they come over act like you don't want them there, but eventually "give in".
Step 4- Show them exactly where the item is buried. (That's the only way they can find anything!)
Step 5- After they "find" the AMAZING artifact and the required whoopin' and hollerin' is over, let them take it to a local antique dealer where they will "negotiate", and get 100 times the actual value of the item.
Step 6- Collect you share.

Pretty simple.

 

[digging wv]

Oh man....you burst my bubble.....say it's for real! say it's for real!

 

[chatmangreer]

LOL! That's good. I'll laugh all night at work tonight over that one.

 

[jrpoppapump]

i think i'm going to the 2nd hand store to find artifact looking stuff and take your advice. maybe an old carved pipe or a grill off a '34 ford. if i'm lucky rick will come to my house and i'll greet him with a baseball bat. but then i'll say go ahead anyway and after our negotiation we'll have a couple of sips of moonshine together.......but only if eddie eldorado gets to produce the segment....