How to tell the sex of a fly

[onfire]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter


'What are you doing?'
She asked.


'Hunting Flies'
He responded


'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.


'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.





Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'


He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone

 

[stefen]

Knew this chick that was afraid of flies...till she opened one...