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How's this for a speeding ticket??
Top This One for A Speeding Ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar .
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding
vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly
surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer
attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned
off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this
incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile
radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is
why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert
status and was able to override the automated defense system before the
missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his
dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also,
the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern.
Semper Fi
Top This One for A Speeding Ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar .
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding
vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly
surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer
attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned
off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this
incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile
radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is
why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert
status and was able to override the automated defense system before the
missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his
dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also,
the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern.
Semper Fi
Nobody could explain how such an accident could've occured. Then a couple of weeks later the trees right in line were dying. Not the whole tree, just the tops. 
Needless to say the cops figured it was safer to try & use their radar down by Sand Canyon & the I5.
