I bought a roll of toilet paper

[mojjax]

It was only 20 cents , I was thinking of sending it to Congress

 

[Gator-Flea]

If Congress has their way, we'll be useing corncobs!!!

 

[goldinmypan]

Congress is OK now, Not good but at least OK. Its the Senate that we need to get straight. Love the TP

 

[ramcharger]

It was only 20 cents , I was thinking of sending it to Congress

too funny but Big Brother mite not think so and put you on the top of there "Watch" list...lol

 

[batcap]

I'd have paid at least $20 for that TP, on two particular occasions. One involved a hangover, the other time the flu.

 

[Goldmanford]

It was only 20 cents , I was thinking of sending it to Congress

I've been in predicaments while fossiling and metal detecting where I would have paid $100 for that roll just to save my drawers!

 

[stefen]

I'll grant you that if you tried to get a $0.20 tax deduction, IRS will probably tell you to shove it up....well, you get my drift

 

[ModernMiner]

Use it first, then send it.
-MM-

 

[poorhunter78]

It was only 20 cents , I was thinking of sending it to Congress

I've been in predicaments while fossiling and metal detecting where I would have paid $100 for that roll just to save my drawers!

Goldman, Take this from Experience... It is much easier to go around without a sock or two... Then to use your britches...