I give up

[millerb91]

I go to banks all over my town over 35 banks and not one of them will order me a box of halves. I get the same answer everywhere we don't order halves anymore. LIKE REALLY COME ONE WHY. I just cry a Lil everytime.

 

[LinkHylian]

Two words. Sex Sells.
Show that knee a little bit next time you go in lolol. Try and smooth talk um' before inquiring about the order. Get shameless with it if you have to wahahaha.
Has anyone here ever put a Queen of Hearts card in the banks drive through capsule before sending it? I have and I've been rewarded handsomely with hidden silver coins stored by those sneaky yet always hot and always married tellars.