I Just Inherited $14,000,000

The prince got stuck in prison so I sent another $890 to bribe the guard and another $ 438 for a document clearance release form at the bank( original was misplaced) and also an orphan release fee of $23.50 per orphan ( times 451 orphans) plus the levy $310 on the release form plus tax on that bribe -$89. So hopefully wont be long now. Still , when you deduct all of that from the 14M I still come out in front, Cant type now, the valuation guy from the bank is here to approve my mortgage

chub
 

I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge and instead of paying a billion dollars to tear it down and then rebuild it elsewhere, I thought I’d just leave it where it is and charge a flat rate to drive over it.
If you want to get in on this deal you stand to make $$$$$$ a year.
All you have to do is send me $5000.00 and I’ll put you down as one of the owners so you can reap the rewards!

Sending check for $5K for a share.
Just don't drop it on a hill, it might bounce away.
 

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