If Rodney Dangerfield Were Here--

[warsawdaddy]

If Rodney Dangerfield were still living!
>>
>> "The economy is so bad---
>>
>>
>> I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank.
>>
>> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>>
>> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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>> Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
>>
>> Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and
>> GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
>>
>> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
>>
>> People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
>> children's names.
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>> The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
>>
>> People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia
>> are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids
>> are starving in the US?"
>>
>> Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
>>
>> The Mafia is laying off judges.
>>
>> If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have
>> to call them and ask if they meant you or them."

 

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