SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS
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There once was an Indian whose given
name was 'Onestone. So named because
He had only one testicle. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call Him
Onestone. After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If
Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him
that any more Then one day a young woman
named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning,
Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where He made love
to her all day and all night. He made love
to her all the next Day, until Blue Bird
died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant
what he promised he would do. Years went
by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman Named Yellow Bird
returned to the village after being away
for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into
the forest, then he made love to her all Day,
made love to her all night, made love to her
all the next day, made Love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die
And the moral is
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
all have a good un...
SHERMANVILLE
name was 'Onestone. So named because
He had only one testicle. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call Him
Onestone. After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If
Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him
that any more Then one day a young woman
named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning,
Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where He made love
to her all day and all night. He made love
to her all the next Day, until Blue Bird
died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant
what he promised he would do. Years went
by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman Named Yellow Bird
returned to the village after being away
for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into
the forest, then he made love to her all Day,
made love to her all night, made love to her
all the next day, made Love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die
And the moral is
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
all have a good un...
SHERMANVILLE
