Instructions for doubling your money!!!!!!!!

[goldencoin]

Step 1:

withdraw all you money as pennies

Step 2:

Drill holes in the middle of all the pennies (this may take a while)

Step 3:

sell each holed penny as a durable washer for 2 cents

Step 4:

Use money to flee to mexico after you find out defacing pennies is illegal



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[Kentucky Kache]

Or, you could just fold it in half.