Irish Farm Humor

[stefen]

'Has a lemon got legs?' asked an inebriated farmer of his friend in the public house.

'Of course not,' answered the friend.

'Well then I've squeezed the canary into my gin,' said the farmer.

 

[truckinbutch]

DAMNIT! And I had kept my tenner shoes clean for almost a week by being careful what threads I opened

 

[stefen]

DAMNIT! And I had kept my tenner shoes clean for almost a week by being careful what threads I opened

That depends...let's say you should have your depends securely diaper pinned before opening a post...