It never fails.

[Coinstriking Michigan]

You ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere having to urinate something fierce? Sure, we all have. So you unzip your pants to hang some hose and without fail a car just happens to round the corner coming at you head on. God I hate that.

 

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[bigscoop]

Uh.....honestly.....I guess, in a way, I'm lucky......I don't have to worry about them noticing anything.

 

[Coinstriking Michigan]

Uh.....honestly.....I guess, in a way, I'm lucky......I don't have to worry about them noticing anything.

Hahahahahahahaha...I hear ya..I'm no John Holmes myself.

 

[Nevada Coyote]

It happens every time! Don't ya just love it? What I do when I see someone relieving themselves is honk my horn. That's especially fun when mommy or daddy is helping little Johnny.

 

[Coinstriking Michigan]

It happens every time! Don't ya just love it? What I do when I see someone relieving themselves is honk my horn. That's especially fun when mommy or daddy is helping little Johnny.

That's hilarious....I bet I looked so awkward too yesterday...they come rolling by as I'm tucking myself back in trying to look like I wasn't doing anything. I'm serious though..I could sit on that little stretch of dirt road all day and not see anyone..the moment I try to relieve myself it turns into NYC traffic.

 

[spartacus53]

Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.. I do this several times a night and never had a problem. Besides, it's better than getting uromysitisis

 

[lonesomebob]

At 80 it is a common problem smile turn aside and letter fly.

 

[allen_idaho]

Cars coming along aren't as bad as some alternatives. Once I was driving through Wyoming and decided to stop and take a leak in the middle of nowhere. No houses or towns for miles. But just as I start relieving myself, this huge porcupine starts coming my way. I didn't even zip up my fly before running back for the car. That sucker was on a mission and I was in no mood to get my tender bits poked full of holes.

 

[Guadalcanal]

Cars coming along aren't as bad as some alternatives. Once I was driving through Wyoming and decided to stop and take a leak in the middle of nowhere. No houses or towns for miles. But just as I start relieving myself, this huge porcupine starts coming my way. I didn't even zip up my fly before running back for the car. That sucker was on a mission and I was in no mood to get my tender bits poked full of holes.

Lucky! I've always wanted to see a porcupine! ...Maybe not in that situation though XD

-Guad

 

[bazinga]

The easiest way I've found to take care of this is to detect your way over to the nearest big tree and pretend like you have a signal and you are about to dig. Get down on one knee or two (whatever your preference), and let it fly. I detect a lot of inner city parks with no restrooms and the nearest spots to go are less than ideal, so you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[Coinstriking Michigan]

The easiest way I've found to take care of this is to detect your way over to the nearest big tree and pretend like you have a signal and you are about to dig. Get down on one knee or two (whatever your preference), and let it fly. I detect a lot of inner city parks with no restrooms and the nearest spots to go are less than ideal, so you gotta do what you gotta do.

Yeah that's normally what I do...this time I thought I was safe though..lol

 

[bazinga]

Yeah that's normally what I do...this time I thought I was safe though..lol

Haha, no matter where you are, you are never safe when you gotta go.

Everytime I go, a car comes around the corner or somehow that once empty park now has 30 people within viewing range, ha.