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It's official...

Well, it's official, the U.S. as we know it will be in deep doo-doo very soon.

Headlines: Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship in 900th Issue of Action Comics

What gives here, even a alien superhero is looking to turn his back on our country.. Stock up on kryptonite just in case he wants to return stateside :tongue3:

I wonder what is going on in the creative heads of this storyline that is taking up national news time :icon_scratch: With all that is going on to change a folk law Superhero into an outcast is not a good direction. I wonder how it will affect their sales going forward. Yes, that first issue will bring some nice money in about 50 years, but I doubt I would see a good return before I go :laughing7: I wonder how many readers they may lose, opposed to the readers they hope to gain. :dontknow:
 

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Ahhh You do realize Superman is a Cartoon Right ? :laughing7:

Anyway Carefull This may Turn Political & Need deletion :wink:
 

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He is a cartoon :icon_scratch: bah, he's a franchise :tongue3: I know for a fact they wouldn't make him into a movie if he were just a cartoon :laughing9:

Well, I was hoping that it would stay entertaining without the politics, but if it doesn't, I'll breath new life into it in the other section :laughing7:
 

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What even made matters worse is Jackie Cooper read the headline yesterday and that probably killed him... Remember, Jackie also played Perry White in a few of the movies and this news disturbed him greatly.

This stinks of conspiracy :read2:
 

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How come Superman will stand there with his hands on his hips while bullets bounce off his chest but, when the crook throws his empty revolver at him, he ducks? :dontknow:
btw....in CA Superman has come out of the closet.
Probably figures, if he's not a citizen, he can get more free stuff. ;D
 

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He's off to take over as head of Al Queda to give the SEALS a real test! :tongue3:
 

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Dano, I can see that you are not up on Superman at all. Our seals team would have the man of steel sleeping with the fushes and bin laden by putting 1 well placed kryponite bullet over either of his eyes.
 

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At least this news might push silver back up :dontknow:
 

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Shaun7, please note that pushing up Silver will do no good. Silver died years ago and was buried next to the Lone Ranger. You chaps frpm across the sea need to keep up with American culture, or lack thereof
 

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Rumor is, Superman ran into an immigration issue when he moved to Arizona. :laughing7:
 

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Bigscoop, you may be on to something there. I think it was a clear case of profiling due to his slick hairdo. ;)
 

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Heard they had trouble verifying his birth certificate. :laughing7:
 

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bigscoop said:
Heard they had trouble verifying his birth certificate. :laughing7:

No you didn' :sign10: :sign10: :sign10: :sign10: :sign10:t
 

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spartacus53 said:
Dano, I can see that you are not up on Superman at all. Our seals team would have the man of steel sleeping with the fushes and bin laden by putting 1 well placed kryponite bullet over either of his eyes.

Makes me wonder why Lex Luthor never thought of that instead of all that messing about? :icon_scratch:

Lois Lane died recently. Maybe he's going to join a kibbutz in Israel or become a buddhist in Nepal?
 

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:notworthy: Dano :notworthy: You're more up than I am... Where was I when Lois Lane passed :icon_scratch: :laughing7: Spot on with Lex, a criminal genius that couldn't make a kryptonite bullet :tongue3:
 

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True Story: When I was a wee tot, probably about 5, I fell into a river that people were using to swim. I couldn't swim at the time and all I could remember was trying to get to the surface. I remember Mom jumping in after me, but she quickly found it was not that shallow. Immediately another guy jumped in and saved us both. Later, I asked my mother, "Why didn't superman come". Her response, "Maybe he was too busy". (I really believed in superman when I was a kid).
 

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spartacus53 said:
Bigscoop, you may be on to something there. I think it was a clear case of profiling due to his slick hairdo. ;)

Naw, he got busted walking down Van Buren at 3 in the morning wearing his leotard by Phoenix PD. Shheriff Joe sent his Federally trained deputies to check him out & he didn't have a birth certificate or green card. Last we heard they put him on a bus to Tijuana. Fox news reports that a large group of comic book collectors are going to picket & protest in front of the Phoenix City Hall after they get out of school.
 

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Boogeyman, what day and time is that protest? I wnay to be thwre too!!!
 

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You boys are looking at this all wrong........I mean........."There's a job opening!" And just think of all the perks! :laughing7:
I think you can land this one Spart.....though they may require that you exchange the skirt for a cape? Maybe have to get a special super hero permit for the sword? :laughing7:
 

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spartacus53 said:
He is a cartoon :icon_scratch: bah, he's a franchise :tongue3: I know for a fact they wouldn't make him into a movie if he were just a cartoon :laughing9:

Well, I was hoping that it would stay entertaining without the politics, but if it doesn't, I'll breath new life into it in the other section :laughing7:

It is only a story line and there is one more very important fact here that isn't mentioned.....

Hard to renounce something you never legally had......Superman is an illegal alien in the truest sense, born on an alien planet to alien parents, in all sense he is an an illegal and undocumented alien. His birth certificate is forged...... :laughing7:

I grew up reading comics as a kid, one of my brothers was a comic book artist for DC, Marvel and several other publishers... He got to meet and know many of the artists for Superman including Joe Schuster the original artist of Superman, as well as the Marvel Great, Stan Lee..........
 

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