Jimi D Pirate
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While listening to some music on the radio she won in the raffle, Agnes decided she wanted to join a biker club.
She rode into town and knocked on the door of a local biker club. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. Agnes proclaimed "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused by 86 year old Agnes and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks Agnes "You have a bike?" Agnes says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks Agnes "Do you smoke?" Agnes says "Hell Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" Agnes says "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
She rode into town and knocked on the door of a local biker club. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. Agnes proclaimed "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused by 86 year old Agnes and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks Agnes "You have a bike?" Agnes says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks Agnes "Do you smoke?" Agnes says "Hell Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" Agnes says "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
