spartacus53
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Well I'm not as bad as 1/2 of you think I am, and this proves it 
I am a superhero, just without the costume and cape
My girlfriend and I were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. I get up and go to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. I told him not a chance, it's 3am in the morning and I went back to bed. My girlfriend wanted to know who it was, so I told her if she was that interested she would have answered the door.
Now she was a bit peeved and asked again who it was, so I told her it was some drunk that needed a push. Then she was reminding me about the time we had broken down a few months prior and 2 guys helped us. She started talking about about karma and how I should be paying it forward, heck I only wanted to sleep. After a few more minutes of this, I told her I would go out and help the guy.
I got dressed and went outside and it was pitch black. I didn't see the guy so I called out, "Are you still here" Yes, I am here. Do you still need a push? Yes please.. Where are you?
Over here on the swing
I am a superhero, just without the costume and capeMy girlfriend and I were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. I get up and go to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. I told him not a chance, it's 3am in the morning and I went back to bed. My girlfriend wanted to know who it was, so I told her if she was that interested she would have answered the door.
Now she was a bit peeved and asked again who it was, so I told her it was some drunk that needed a push. Then she was reminding me about the time we had broken down a few months prior and 2 guys helped us. She started talking about about karma and how I should be paying it forward, heck I only wanted to sleep. After a few more minutes of this, I told her I would go out and help the guy.
I got dressed and went outside and it was pitch black. I didn't see the guy so I called out, "Are you still here" Yes, I am here. Do you still need a push? Yes please.. Where are you?
Over here on the swing
I never heard that one before, good one!
