Male or Female

[Gypsy Heart]

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you
push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

 

[Night Stalker]

I like the remote control the best

 

[Michelle]

Excellant

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Now that I think about it ....I am pretty sure detectors are female also....
They make high pitched noises when finding treasure....they dont perform well if not turned on correctly,they provide hours of entertainment once you know how to operate ,they have to be held often in order to perform well.........

 

[papa]

Now that I think about it ....I am pretty sure detectors are female also....
They make high pitched noises when finding treasure....they dont perform well if not turned on correctly,they provide hours of entertainment once you know how to operate ,they have to be held often in order to perform well.........

AND,most don't have a volume control .....

 

[aa battery]

beer .male never enough

 

[stoney56]

Now that I think about it ....I am pretty sure detectors are female also....
They make high pitched noises when finding treasure....they dont perform well if not turned on correctly,they provide hours of entertainment once you know how to operate ,they have to be held often in order to perform well.........

And for the most part you can't live without 'em.

 

[GunFarce]

Next time your laying on a 'beach' (mabe your mexican )
look at the birds

 

[Eu_citzen]

Hey gypsy is that out of own experience that you know such things??

 

[TreasureTales]

Elevator = MALE. Never calls, despite having a phone.

 

[GunFarce]

Microwave ovens are MALE.. My wife held off using one for years, because she said the last thing she needed, was "Something ELSE that heats up instantly, and goes DING in 30 seconds" (the timer on the main stove!! What were YOU thinking?)