Man Allows Hyena to Gnaw Off His "Manhood" In Quest for Wealth...

[AusTexDude]

If you think metal detecting is hard and frustrating, think of the alternative methods some people choose on their road to riches. I am so upset that my insurance does not cover Witch Doctor visits.

Man to Witch Doctor: Hey Doc, I want to be rich. What should I do?
Witch Doctor to Man: Walk over to that Hyena and let him eat your woowoo.
Man to Witch Doctor: Now why didn't I think of that, I could have saved some money. How much do I owe you?

Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because witch doctor told him it would make him rich | Mail Online

Natural selection at its finest...

 

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[AusTexDude]

The next time someone goes to complain about how hard metal detecting is, think of the alternative.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Ya just can't make this stuff up!

ATD, down in the "Everything Else" section, we have a thread titled "Stupid People".
You may wanna post a copy of your link there, looks like you got a contenda.........

 

[DeepseekerADS]

Oh my gracious!!!

And we're still surprised in this world?

Too bad about the toes....

 

[AusTexDude]

The real victim here is... the hyena.

 

[Limitool]

Thank God the gene pool ended.... many others need to follow suit!!!!

 

[wvplug]

What a dumb A--!!

 

[onfire]

I thought you were referring to our king

 

[AusTexDude]

I tried to get rich but I could not figure out how to pick the lock to the hyena cage.

 

[Army of 1]

That's just plain weird , some people should never be let out of the Asylum .. cheers Mick

 

[waxy luster]

Turns out the Witch Doc didn't say "Your nuts."

He actually said "You're nuts."

Despite that, his Witch Doctor Malpractice Insurance went up anyway.


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[Red James Cash]

Now you know where all the elite got their money

 

[ivan salis]

think about it --no women to pay for --no hookers , strippers or wife / girlfriend --or kids--- to support---- all your money just for you to spend (or save ) --but you know what --you could do that and still keep your "junk" intact.

clearly we have a winner in this years "darwin awards" --thank you for removing those "moron genes" from the human gene pool.