Mark Twain showed how it could happen

[truckinbutch]

How many of you are old enough and uncultured enough to add a few lines to how you could become your own grandpaw ?
Many,many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they ,too ,were wed.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life ....................

 

[shaun7]

before i blasted new it incest was rife?

 

[truckinbutch]

...For my daughter was my mother,'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter,even though it brought me joy,I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
and so became my uncle,though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter,who;of course;was my step-mother.
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grand-child,'cause he was my daughter's son.....................

 

[stefen]

Wonder if Mark twain explained if they divorced are they still brother and sister?

 

[truckinbutch]

My wife is now my mother's mother,and it makes me blue.
Because,although she is my wife,she's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it,it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother,I am my own grandpaw........

 

[truckinbutch]

SICK but funny!!!!

You must have just moved to GA instead of growing up there.
Everything I posted is legal and socially acceptable and not all that unknown through the Appalaichains and further into the south.

 

[truckinbutch]

I've lived here my whole life ! ! !
I know all about things like that, won't go into it here as it's kind of something in the family. Not quite to that extreme though ! !

 

[GasCan/NW-GA]

Hope this works!

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