Maxine

[WV Hillbilly]

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :

Man: May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

 

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[stefen]

I think I know her...does she have blue hair and...?

 

[truckinbutch]

I'm heading for my Cold War era bomb shelter before TT reads this and nukes all of WV to get WV Hillbilly.