Medical Accomplishments

[The Beep Goes On]

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: "That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us. In the USA, we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls, we elected him President and now the whole country is looking for work."

 

[stefen]

Now that is wrong

 

[DigginThePast]

I want to laugh, I really do.......

 

[strickman]

testify !!!!!!!!

 

[txconservative]

hahahahaha

 

[hammered]

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